I would give ANYTHING to have Chelsea Handler mentor me. Anyway, with the VMA’s coming up in about two weeks, it’s only right Ms. Handler soundoff on the nominees, presenters and performers.

In the clip above, Chelsea chats with MTV’s Jim Cantiello to discuss this years, as she puts it, “hippty-hop” nominees. Of course the conversation veers into a sexual lane where Chelsea details her inner most sexual desires involving Swizz Beatz. Don’t worry Alicia, Chelsea comes in peace lol. And after the jump, Chelsea has some choice words for Justin Bieber as well.

SPOTTED: MTV