Yo.. this Relly guy? Yeah, I’m crushin’ on him right about now. *swoon* Take the floor dudey! – Mel
50?….Is that you?!……Yup, it most definitely is Curtis Jackson dressed like a credit card scammer. I only have one question………. Why dog? Why would you do this less than a week before summer starts? I saw this picture and immediately reset my iPhone b. I even deleted and reinstalled my twitter app just to see if this shit was real because I couldn’t believe it.
Unfortunately, this shit is indeed fuckin’ reality. Really Curtis? This ain’t the type of shit a nigga that got shot 9 times is supposed to be doing. All this does is let us know you have absolutely nobody in your circle that cares about you. If you did, somebody woulda slapped that Luster’s s-curl kit right out your paws before you got anywhere NEAR a cashier.
You supposed to be the leader of G-Unit b, fuck is you doin?! You walkin’ through these unforgivable streets lookin’ like you could be the newest member of any R&B group from the 90s. As soon as you popped open that s-curl kit, you let the spirit of a light skinned nigga completely take over your soul. Nigga tried to get that Ginuwine “Ain’t None Of Your Friends Business” look and ended up in the deep end of struggle and fail.
Nas tried to give Queens a little bit of life with a brand new track, then you come with the shiesty car salesman curls and snatch it away clean. After witnessing this behavior we as a people can no longer trust you Curtis. Judging by your hair now, I can tell you switch your controller to the winning side when you’re losing in Madden.
Until niggas see you with a low ceasar like a normal nigga with morals…..We Don’t Fuck With You Socially, Musically or Spiritually.
And one more thing…..STOP WEARING DURAGS UNDER YOUR FITTED HAT! You’re a multi millionaire for christ sakes. You think God is gonna let you through those pearly gates with a wave cap under that Yankee fitted?? Fuck no b.
Aight I’m outta here yo. I’m sick as fuck and typed this whole shit up breathing out of one nostril. Y’all be cool how y’all be cool.
Oh and remember. If she knows any Waka Flocka lyrics by heart she’s cheating on you………#FACT
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Lmao!!! Hilarious but so true! We can’t mess with Fif musically or socially until he gets it together.
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TM103 ON THE WAY
“somebody woulda slapped that Luster’s s-curl kit right out your paws”… beyond hilarious
Its for a movie, it takes over a month for a perm to come out b
Niggas need to proofread this entry and resubmit it. Shit was kinda funny but whole thing was formatted like a Special Ed student’s homework. Public school system is failing niggas out here.
“Judging by your hair now, I can tell you switch your controller to the winning side when you’re losing in Madden”…..lulz
Hilarious lmaoooooo
The gimmick is played out already.
nigga said its for a movie.. he on here anonymously copping please lmao all he gotta do is CUT THAT SHIT OFF! lol
he has almost a billion dollars.. what do you have? too much time on ur hands? to hate and look at pictures taken of him? haha you aint crushing nobody get over yourself
“Copping Please” huh? Aw ok
If you’re gonna attempt to be a funny
Nigga then grab a dictionary.
It’s Copping pleas
Funny shit.