Couldn’t have said it better myself.
RESPECT: KidFury
“I heard Jeremy Lin gave the Giants a speech during halftime”
RESPECT: Zack
I don’t frequent SNL like that, but while I was out last night I heard via my TL that Blue Ivy and her proud parents were the topic of discussion during one of the skits. Beyonce’s was good (too much sas though), Jay was SPOT on, Prince was fucking hilarious when he was hiding behind the crib from Nicki, I didnt like Brad & Angelina, LL Cool J was a fail, Taylor Swift was PERFECT, Nicki was ok and Bon Iver was great lol.
SPOTTED: ru
These “Shit….Says” videos are becoming a worldwide phenomenon. Today, Grammy Gangsta, Adele is the next victim. This is pretty hilarious, though.
SPOTTED: BC
Last night I posted the unofficial version of “I Got A Ring (He Got One Too)” via Youtube, but today TMZ comes through with the CRISP CDQ version of it lol. Ahhhh, how sweet it is!! New York Giants, BITCH!!!
RESPECT: TMZ
I can’t. I. JUST. CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!! Skip won’t you let it goooooo! LMAOOOO @ “Denniiiied Kim K. advances” AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
RESPECT: Wexx
This year was a good one. From albums dropping, verses played back, concerts/shows being attended….man listen everything. However, somethings tend to go unappreciated. And while it’s dope everyone is contributing their “2011 Best Of Lists”, it’s been a minute since Team UHTN gave their two cents on the years “Best Ofs.” So, we’re going to shed light on the categories that don’t really get the attention they deserve. And if they do? It hasn’t come across my desk lol.
Hook Of The Year - This is pretty self-explanatory. No matter what time of day or location, this hook instantly pulled you in. Soon as you heard the first note from this particular tune, you were all in. If you hum this hook in church, while you’re girl/man is yelling at you about God knows what, and every other absurd place? This hook is to be nominated.
Beat Of The Year - Not SONG of the year. Not PRODUCER of the year, but BEAT of the year. No matter how much you hated the song, the artist or whatever comes to mind when you hear this song, we’re strictly focused on how much BANG this beat has. If YOU, the person that can’t rap for SHIT decides to even utter something other than original lyrics to the song? The beat is to be nominated.
Ad-Lib Of The Year - This is more comedic than anything. What’s a verse without an even better ad-lib, huh? Do you answer a question with this ad-lib? Do you react to a sexual expression as an ad-lib? When you’re in an argument do you ease the tension with that specific ad-lib? Of course you do, why not? We’re going to have fun with this one. If you answer yes to at least ONE of those questions? That ad-lib needs to be nominated.
Hip-Hop Mobile Of The Year - Hip-Hop was based on the flash. We all sat on the corner/stoop/the bus telling our friends “That’s my car” when it strolled by. This one is plain and simple: If you cry tears of joy when you see this specific whip? That mobile needs to be nominated.
Signing Of The Year - Ahhhh man, shit just got AUTHENTIC. There’s nothing like building your dream team and squashing the competition. While every signing isn’t the BEST move, some of 2011′s signings have been BOSS moves. And if you follow me on Twitter, you’ve seen me express my displeasure for a particular signing. However, this isn’t about me…it’s about the people. If that specific signing made you scratch your head, cringe at the very announcement or jump in excitement? That signing needs to be nominated.
Musical Slut Of The Year - Ok, before we go into this one understand that I’m NOT talking about this artist’s sex life. I have not ONE piece of information of what they do in the bedroom or who they do it with. This accolade is strictly based on their sexual rhetoric IN the songs they release/appear on. One of my nominations is based on STRICTLY one verse. I don’t care whether you agree with it or not lol. And she’s probably going to win.
The 3016 Award – This award is dedicated to our man Andre 3000. No album. No mixtape. No EP. No joint collaboration. No soundtracks. No NOTHING. Just four features throughout a 365 day span. Some say they were awful, others say they were greatness. Again, I have my pick but as stated previously…this isn’t about me. Has Three Stacks lost it? If not, then the verse that gives you that Stakonia feeling or a little bit of it? Needs to be nominated.
The No Names Award – Easy: Clear shots at a rapper without saying his/her name. And BOY are there a lot of those. Oooooo this going to be fun as hell!
Ok, so those are the categories for this years 2011 “Other” Awards. I felt as though my readers needed a fun year end engaging activity so I came up with this as I was driving home from Long Island listening to the radio. Feel free to chime in below between now and Wednesday. Thank you and good night!
T-Pain and one of Ryan Seacret’s radio staffer’s Laffit decided to have a wrap off, well not really, but you see what they’re doing. Is it me or am I the only one that thinks that T-Pain should do more acting? Just a thought. Revolver in stores now
RESPECT: JOTV
If you follow Joe Budden, Yaris and/or Trey Songz? You saw ALL of this transpire before your very eyes. If not? Relly’s entry will explain the blunt of why it’s not safe for your girl’s favorite artist to follow her. Happy Friday!
This topic is way too real for the usual introduction. I gotta dive in and get directly to the point immediately. On Monday, September 12th 2011, I witnessed the most the horrifying shit, that could possibly happen to any man in a relationship. I saw with my own eyes, Trey Songz @ Joe Budden’s girlfriend, and comment on her picture. It wasn’t your ordinary picture comment either, the nigga said “Phenomenal” with a series of suspenseful dots at the end, like he whispered it. He still had 130 characters of thirst left to use too, but Trey knew what he was doing, this shit was professional calculated thirst. It appeared to be harmless, but this one single tender 10 letter word, put fear inside of every guy who has a girlfriend with a Twitter account. Joe Budden is lucky he has a verified check and an in ground heated pool, because if this happened to a regular dude, it would’ve been a WRAP. Let the nigga that claims he “Invented Sex” @ my girl and call her phenomenal, I’m catching a body b.
How could you possibly compete with your girl’s favorite R&B artist, commenting on a twitpic she uploaded? You can’t! The whole entire relationship would be soaked in shambles after that. The more attention a chick gets from celebs on Twitter, the less her man matters to her. If you think your girl is still gonna put up with your shit while her favorite R&B artist is following her….think again. You think a singer that goes by the name, “Mr. Steal Your Girl” gives a fuck about your relationship b? HELL NO. Once these shirtless, high note hittin’ R&B niggas find your girl’s page, and press down on that follow button, it’s closed curtains for you. Her self confidence and cockiness will be at brand spankin’ new heights, that you won’t be able to control. Watch how provocative her twitcons become, after the man that sings her favorite songs, starts following her. Her clothes will get tighter, skirts will be higher, and her text messages will be shorter. Once a good girl gets followed by a verified check, she’s gone forever. If her dream is to meet her favorite R&B artist, a follow back from them only puts her one step closer.
A few years ago, a famous R&B artist having access to your girlfriend was down right impossible. But now? Twitter actually made the shit a TOTAL possibility. There’s thirst going on outside no woman is safe from. And if that thirst is coming from somebody who has a bundle of slow songs in your baby momma’s iPod, say goodbye to the kids. You thought your girl’s ex calling her drunk, after listening to “Marvin’s Room” was scary? Just imagine her and her favorite R&B artist, cuddling in that DM inbox. The thought of niggas like, Chris Brown, Drake or Trey Songz, sending private messages to my girl is absolutely bone chilling. After Trey Songz cut those NBA Live created player braids off, every nigga held his girl closer. They know that their girlfriend would leave them in the rear view mirror for him, if they had the opportunity. I was at the Soul Tape show at SOB’s on Wednesday, and Fab brought this cutthroat menace out on stage. My date handed me her drink, went ballistic, and completely forgot all about me. When he hit the stage, every chick’s boyfriend in the venue became totally nonexistent in a matter of seconds. The shit was unbelievable b. If your girl goes crazy for her favorite singer in front of you, just imagine what she’d do behind your back.
Now when it comes to these niggas that sing soft sentimental tunes, you aren’t defenseless. There are several precautions you can take, that will prevent your girl’s favorite artist from coming within 200 yards of her box. Your job is to build a wall around your girl, and keep her out of her favorite singer’s grasp. So if you don’t want those text messages going from, “I Can’t Wait To See You” to “Come Get Your Shit”, follow any of these instructions.
1. Make Her Report All Her Favorite Artists As Spam
Don’t just tell her to block these niggas, make her report them as spam so she knows that shit ain’t a game. Not only her favorite R&B artists either, rappers too. You don’t want ex drug dealers, with shiny chains and big rims contacting your girl b. If she reports them as spam, no follow buttons can be clicked, no @ replies can be seen, and most importantly the opportunity of sending DMs disappears.
2. Make Her Set Her Account As Private
Lock. Her. Shit. Up. Make her put a padlock on her page, and keep those tweets sealed and protected. With a private Twitter page, nobody can see her tweets unless she accepts your follow request. And if she does end up following her favorite artists, who ever follows back private pages? NOBODY. He won’t be able to see any of her tweets, ever. Doing this, the chances of her favorite R&B artist actually following her, are brought down to slim to no fuckin’ way.
3. Make Her Delete Her Twitter
This is when all the chips are down and everything else fails. Ask her to make her whole entire account vanish from the face of the world wide web. This will, without a doubt, put an end to it all. Without a Twitter page, it is physically impossible for any of these verified heathens to come in contact with your woman. Fuck it, if she loves you she’ll do it. And If your girl chooses a social network site over you, she was cheating on you anyway.
You might look insecure, but you shouldn’t give a fuck. Would you rather look insecure in a relationship, or look depressed while your girl’s booking a flight to stay with her favorite R&B singer? Oh aight cool, didn’t think so. Ok, well I’m outta here, Ya’ll be cool how ya’ll be cool. Don’t listen to the Weeknd while your drunk and lonely, and never let a nigga with cornrows babysit your loved ones.
Oh, and remember, it’s ok to cheat on him if he plays NBA 2K on starter mode…..#FACT
Sincerely
RellyOnSmash
