It’s amazing to think about all the moments we would have missed if not for recording devices. I stumbled across this live freestyle from Foxy Brown slaughtering “All About The Benjamins,” made popular by Puff Daddy and The Family, in 1996. I had no clue this freestyle existed before last night. Late nineties is the golden era of female rappers, hopefully we will see the next wave soon. Happy throwback Thursday.
I stumbled on @MyNameIsFace timeline via my man @OfficiallyIce tweeting part of the story. I then went and read the story from the jump and began to SCREAM in my apartment. Whether this is real or not? It’s fucking genius. From the storyline, the build up, the incorrect spelling, the emotions, the reactions: PERFECT! I now present to you “I Just Got Fired” by @MyNameIsFace
I’m very punctual so I show up to my new job which started on a Friday, around 8:30. 9 is shift start. I get to know my surroundings for the next 30 minutes. I read my employees handbook while consuming this tasty breakfast pastry.This lovely young tender comes to introduce herself. She welcomes me to the team. Her name was Tiadi. Hashish bitch or whatever. We chop it up, clock in… Next thing u know we sit right next to each other in our cubicle. WIN. Round 10:30 this bitch sent me a note. I opens it up. “Can I suck your dick”. I look up like Sun dun Wtf Wtf. I scribble back “Yes you can” She writes back “cool, parking lot at lunch”. I said Swag. Bitch. My dick hard as Fuck for the next two hours. I be excited. Too much pre nut done leaked out through my slacks.
So I crouch my way to the men’s bathroom and clean myself up. I get in there and I see this guy. He asked me was I on Bobby’s team. I said huh? He said you on bobby team right? Man Bobby ain’t right. He says Watch out for Bobby. That Nigga gone upstairs bruh. I said Haha Aight and he walked out. So lunch time comes. I head to the parking lot. I’m lookin for this sand bitch. I see an SUV, the lights flash. I’m like yea Ho, I jog over. She giggling n Shit. Im trying to open her shirt. See some titties n Shit.
Next thing u know her work badge gets tangled up on her. I look at the badge and its some Nigga with a fade on it. I said why u got another Nigga badge lol. She just giggling. I say hold on bitch And I back up. Who the Fuck is this on yo badge. She still giggling n Shit. I look closer…. “Bobby Tiadi”. My dick goes extra limp. This stupid motherfucker still giggling and Shit. *flashback to bathroom stranger That Nigga Bobby ain’t right bruh. I zip my pants up and try to bail. This ho done locked the do. In this man voice I hear “Where u goin Nigga!” My Survival skills kick in. We get the wrestling and Shit. The truck rocking, alarm going off. Bobby talmbout “Lunch ain’t over. Boy” Grabbing me n Shit. I’m yelling.
A few employees see and hear the truck.They come to my rescue. I’m screaming.This bitch keep grabbing me yelling “LUNCH AIN’T OVER NIGGA!!!” “You goin to jail Fuck boy. I’ll kill yo monkey ass. I’m a real Nigga”. I’m goin crazy. They holding me back bruh. Fuck Nigga tried me. Bout 20 bitches run over to this Bobby Nigga. Wig done came off and all. Stupid Nigga crying n Shit talmbout “I didn’t deserve this” This fat bitch talmbout “what’s wrong Bobby. What did he do to you”. He tried to rape Me. I said Nigga what ? Call da cops. Cops finally show up. Ambalamps and all. They take bitch ass Bobby away. I’m like Nigga I’m the victim!
They walk me to the office n Shit. The managers and da cops grilling me n Shit. “what did you do Ivory” I do Shit. The girl Turnt out to be da boy and tried a real Nigga. “Your first day and we’ve never seen anything like this. Bobby is a great employee,until we get to the bottom of this, we have to let u go” I could’ve eem talk. Just tears rollin down a real niggas face. Big knot in my stomach.
I can’t blee dis Shit. I’m tryin to better myself. I didn’t even get to eat lunch. Fired on my first day. I cry thug tears because I was headed in the right direction. New job, new shoes….I ain’t never got $12 an hour before in my life bruh. It’s all over. I just got off the phone with the temp service and she said they’ll find me somethin Monday. Ima just turn up and celebrate this weekend. Celebrate the temp service not firing me tho. God is good bruh. See yall later. I’m out.
Well if you don’t know, now you know.
Because they were probably bored, Jay-Z, Emory and Ty Ty hopped on the R train on Canal Street and decided to ride that bitch to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center in Brooklyn for Hov’s last show at The Barclays Center. Jay and his Russian spy killer bodyguards kept their cool the entire time. Live In Brooklyn drops on iTunes on Tuesday.
Random posts like this have never really been my thing but when something is important to me I thought it’d be dope to share it with you. XH558 more than likely means nothing to 99% of you but to some you may know what I am on about. If you follow my Twitter (@ShermanUHTN) then there is a good chance you have seen me talk about aviation. Now, some of you may think I sound like a sad old man who sits in an arm chair all day watching planes in the sky. WRONG. I am 21 years old and going to airshows has been a passion of mine for the last 3-4 years.
RIAT (Royal International Air Tattoo) is the biggest and greatest military airshow in the world, and luckily enough for me Fairford where it is held is 30 minutes down the road. Aircraft from all over the world fly in and take part in the show whether it be static display or flying. I have seen a lot of planes fly, going from the B-52 to the Breitling display team. A great variety. But there is one plane that grooved a place in my heart and that is the Avro Vulcan.
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I mean….I just have no words for this right here. But, he did pose as an FBI agent to get out of a speeding ticket so I guess THIS isn’t to far left, right? Undisputed is in stores now.
This might be the greatest piece of mid-day ratchetness I’ve ever encountered in my blogging career. Notice how a Young Kanye side stepped the shouting matches and let Couzin Bang and GLC handle the dirty work lol. I don’t blame him. And LMAO @ Cam’ron being PUZZLED at the entire story lol. Damn, now I want some Chicken and French Fries. SMH.
This isn’t music related but then again this is my site so i can post what THE fuck I want lol. Maybe I should do this type of video. And his Watermelon disdain made me die inside just a little bit lmao.
For the release of their DVD, Mac & Devin Go To High School, Wiz and Snoop give off some helpful tips for the youngsters. Mac & Devin Go To Highschool hits July 3rd.
Here’s Spitta having a bit of fun during soundcheck on the Minnesota stop of his JetLife tour. Stoned Immaculate hits June 5th.
RESPECT: Roderick S.